Planguage

The rules

1. Consonants → P — every consonant becomes p; vowels (a e i o u) stay as they are.
2. Natural P — a p already in the original text is kept as a natural P.
3. Collapse runs — a run of consecutive ps collapses, but a natural P and the replacement P’s beside it still count separately.

English	Planguage
for example	pop epappe
fff	p
hello	pepo
paper	papep

Case and sentence-start capitals are preserved, so a sentence still reads like a sentence.

For Annie.